How can a herd of cows afford a website? Lucrative business operations, of course. It's the Cows, Inc. holds a diverse stock portfolio, controlling many well-known national and multinational corporations.

	"The secret to Kemps? It's the Cows." It's the Cows, Inc. actually. Our first foray into the business world seems so obvious. Who are we kidding? Of course it was obvious.
	Ben & Jerry's opposes rBGH. It's only natural that we would take an interest in them. Why ask for government subsidies for our rBGH production when we can make even more money while rBGH is a controlled substance? Somebody has to carry the banner.
	Got Milk? We do. Cornered the market, in fact. And you don't even realize what a big deal it is.
	RedBull. Did you ever wonder where "Taurine" actually comes from?
	Gateway Computers has done more to bring cows into the American consciousness than any other business in the last decade. Because they're a friendly midwestern company? Nope. Wonder why they just changed their slogan? In Gateway country, cows rule.
	And of course, the San Francisco Cow Palace, from whence we've quietly manipulated the world since 1941. You won't see us listed among the long-term tenants, though.