We have some non-business operations: - Who is this Gary Larson? Is he really the human cartoonist that he claims to be, or is she a renegade cow leaking our secret plans to the public? All we know is since we declared a fatwa on her (prime silage for life to the first cow who brings us her head) in 1995 her "cartoons" have become much rarer.
- Every year, in a secret ceremony, we induct the greatest minds dedicated to evil into our Evil Geniuses' Hall of Fame. Makes it easier to get their addresses and keep track of them.
- Don't ask what we do when we're out to pasture.
It's the Cows, Inc. also provides web design and service to several groups, including
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