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There are some evil cows on the web. Not us, of course. We're harmless. We just want to root out the competition... er... expose the evil we all face.
  • Sighting for 10/14/2002: Angry young cows.
  • Sighting for 10/8/2002: These cows have the right idea. You might have to try this link instead.
  • Sighting for 8/20/2001: If you check out the catalog, you'll find a steer hidden among these craptacular Alaskan ungulates.
  • Sighting for 7/30/2001: What's this with minefields and cows? Why is this funny? Both Cheapass Games' Unexploded Cow and Martin Wegenmeyer's Cowy the Minesweeper involve driving harmless cows into minefields. This is just wrong. (Note to self... get bids from Cheapass and Wegenmeyer on solution to "Larson" problem.)
  • Sighting for 7/5/2001: Sometimes they try to hide it. The Golden State Gay Rodeo Association does, but you can see for yourself the sign of the bull punched out of their ticket. Oooh... bulls...
    GSGRA Ticket
  • Sighting for 6/25/2001: The Singing Cow is just plain depraved.


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